Hay i am bree or as few know me as SMEESY WEASEL DEESY DO!!!!!or smee for short. My sister tells me i`m the biggest freak from Earth but then she should know that that can`t be possible because `I'm from Venus. Yes I`m a freak I know you don`t bloody well have to say it. People, meeting me would probably be thinking bloody hell it`s another one of those SHORT ass SHY SMART CHICKS, but no I may be short but there is no frigging way you can call me an ass and smart at the same time and no I`m not the shy type either. I bet if they knew me what they`d be thinking would be WHERE THE HELL IS THE EXIT I NEED TO GET OUTER HERE!!!!!
Lovely introduction, don`t you think? Well if you didn`t realise i was being sarcastic, but then you wouldn`t know that unless you knew me and you don`t.
I have a very odd sense of humour as you can probably see so if you think i`m being a complete dickhead then please tell me so i can double it. Joking tell me and i`ll change it. Thankyou and Goodbye!
Before i go i`d like to give u a message from of my outrfaggis friends:

Don`t squash peoples dreams squash them instead and be the true cookie you are.
- Smee